Einstein Xavier Mystery

I've said it once before, but it bears repeating now

2009-01-20T20:39:21Z

O

BA

MA

Election Squee

2008-11-05T16:32:50Z

OH

BA

MA

OH LOOK A MEEM

2008-09-24T15:56:03Z

You are a
Social Liberal
(75% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(13% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also : The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

(at least I'm not a Communist anymore)

Eva Peron

2008-09-24T15:39:32Z

"I've played Eva Peron. And you, Ms. Palin, are no Eva Peron."
-- Joanie Brosseau-Beyette

(Ms. Brosseau-Beyette was a nominee for a Henry for her depiction of Eva Peron in Evita at the Curious Theatre Company in Denver, Colorado.)

one-worD meme

2008-09-16T16:21:20Z

one-word-only MEEM

1. Where is your cell phone?
Pocket

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Computer

3. Your hair?
Limp

4. Your mother?
Asleep :)

5. Your father?
Work

6. Your favorite item?
toys

7. Your dream last night?
Unremarkable

8. Your favorite drink?
Latté

9. Your dream car?
Tesla

10. The room you are in?
Cube

11. Your ex?
Married

12. Your fear?
muted

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Happy

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
fambly

15. What you're not?
Working :D

16. Muffins?
Yes

17: One of your wish list items?
Apartment

18: Time?
morning

19. The last thing you did?
BBS

20. What are you wearing?
pants!

22. Your favorite book?
Lottery

23. The last thing you ate?
Muffin

24. Your life?
good

25. Your mood?
bleh

26. Your friends?
Work

27. What are you thinking about right now?
meme

28. Your car?
sad

29. What are you doing at the moment?
Avoiding

30. Your summer?
Over :(

32. What is on your tv?
nothing

33. When is the last time you laughed?
yesterday

34. Last time you cried?
months

35. School?
later.

Questions for Sarah

2008-09-16T16:02:51Z

Suppose your 14-year-old daughter Willow is brutally raped in her bedroom by an intruder. She becomes pregnant and wants an abortion. Could you tell the parents of America why you think your child and their children should be forced by law to have their rapists' babies?
You say you don't believe global warming is man-made. Could you tell us what scientists you've spoken with or read who have led you to that conclusion? What do you think the 2,500 scientists of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change are getting wrong?
If you didn't try to fire Wasilla librarian Mary Ellen Baker over her refusal to consider censoring books, why did you try to fire her?
What is the European Union, and how does it function?
Forty-seven million Americans lack health insurance. John Goodman, who has advised McCain on healthcare, has proposed redefining them as covered because, he says, anyone can get care at an ER. Do you agree with him?
What is the function of the Federal Reserve?
Cindy and John McCain say you have experience in foreign affairs because Alaska is next to Russia. When did you last speak with Prime Minister Putin, and what did you talk about?
Approximately how old is the earth? Five thousand years? 10,000? 5 billion?
You are a big fan of President Bush, so why didn't you mention him even once in your convention speech?
McCain says cutting earmarks and waste will make up for revenues lost by making the tax cuts permanent. Experts say that won't wash. Balancing the Bush tax cuts plus new ones proposed by McCain would most likely mean cutting Medicare, Medicaid or Social Security. Which would you cut?
You're suing the federal government to have polar bears removed from the endangered species list, even as Alaska's northern coastal ice is melting and falling into the sea. Can you explain the science behind your decision?
You've suggested that God approves of the Iraq War and the Alaska pipeline. How do you know?

A brief joke

2008-09-16T15:23:50Z

What do you call a hockey mom that advocates abstinence only education?

A grandma!

a direct quote

2008-09-10T23:12:45Z

If Abstinence Ed Can't Keep Sarah Palin's Daughter Off the Cock, What Hope Is There For Other Kids?

By Dan Savage
Tuesday, September 9th 2008 at 03:02pm

The 17-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the GOP's vice-presidential nominee, is pregnant. The news was released by the McCain campaign during a busy news week--a major hurricane, the Republican National Convention, Dick Cheney getting us into a war with Russia--so it may not have received the coverage it deserved. So allow me to bring you up to date, gentle readers . . .

Seventeen-year-old Bristol Palin got her ass knocked up five or so months ago by 18-year-old Levi Johnston. Among the hobbies listed on Levi's since-yanked MySpace page--"fishing, shoot some shit, and just fuckin' chillin' "--was this revealing tidbit: "I don't want kids." But Bristol, says her mom, "made the decision on her own to keep the baby," and is now engaged to Levi "Shootin' Shit" Johnston.

As the adoptive parent of a child born to a pair of unwed teenagers, I'm certainly not in favor of abortion in all circumstances. But I believe that it's a choice teenagers should be able to make for themselves--with input from their families whenever possible--and, so it seems, does the GOP's VP nominee. Sarah Palin is pleased that her daughter "made the decision"--on her own--to keep the baby.

But Sarah Palin doesn't believe that other girls should be able to make their own decisions. Sarah Palin believes that abortion should be illegal in almost every instance--including rape and incest. So Bristol Palin is being celebrated for making a choice that Sarah Palin would like to take away from all other American women. Apparently, today's GOP believes that choice is a special right reserved for the wayward daughters of Republican-elected officials.

Oh, and Sarah Palin also believes that birth control shouldn't be made available to teenagers, she opposes medically accurate sex education, and she backs abstinence-until-marriage sex "education."

Sigh.

The GOP has poured hundreds of millions of dollars into abstinence "education" programs during the Bush years. I believe this enormous investment of public funds begs the obvious question: *Are our children abstaining?* Sarah Palin's isn't. Despite this massive outlay on the part of the American taxpayer *and* the example set by her Christian parents, Bristol Palin became sexually active while still in high school. Excuse me, but if abstinence education can't keep the daughter of the evangelical governor of Alaska off the cock, what hope is there for the daughters--and some of the sons--of average Americans?

I'm a cad for even writing this, of course, because shortly before Bristol and Levi were paraded before cheering throngs at the Republican National Convention, the Palins asked the media to respect their daughter's privacy.

Another special right: When it comes to respecting *your* family's privacy, Palin and the GOP see no need. They want to micro-manage the most intimate aspects of your private life. And if their *own* kids fail to live up to the standards that Palin and the GOP seek to impose on *your* family, well, that's a private matter between the Palins, their daughter, their God, and the thousands of screaming imbeciles in elephant hats waving McCain/Palin signs on the floor of the Republican National Convention.

(end copypasta)
(he managed to call palin a hypocrite better than I did)

forgive my "blue-colored glasses"

2008-09-04T23:23:51Z

RNC 8 Charged with "Conspiracy to Riot in Furtherance of Terrorism"

In what appears to be the first use of criminal charges under the 2002 Minnesota version of the Federal Patriot Act, Ramsey County Prosecutors have formally charged 8 alleged leaders of the RNC Welcoming Committee with Conspiracy to Riot in Furtherance of Terrorism. Monica Bicking, Eryn Trimmer, Luce Guillen Givins, Erik Oseland, Nathanael Secor, Robert Czernik, Garrett Fitzgerald, and Max Spector, face up to 7 1/2 years in prison under the terrorism enhancement charge which allows for a 50% increase in the maximum penalty.

If *.indymedia.org isn't a good enough reference for you, try Faux Nooz or CBS.

Maybe I just don't remember -- due to my "blue-colored glasses" -- how many people were arrested at the DNC? How many of them were charged with terrorism?

Governor "Abstinence-Education-Works" Palin

2008-09-03T15:39:17Z

I feel compelled to point out two things. maybe a third.

Governor Palin firmly supports abstinence-only sex education.
Governor Palin's 17-year-old unmarried daughter is pregnant.

THIS IS HOW ABSTINENCE EDUCATION WORKS. RESULTS IN YOUR OWN HOUSE!
(the schadenfreude from that causes uncontrollable giggling any time I think about it.)

Third thing: Obama could not have picked a worse candidate for McCain. In fact, since Barack is not an asshole, any McCain VP that Obama picked would have been better for McCain.

Palin == Epic Fail

The Short Bus of Social Interactivity

2008-08-25T23:25:39Z

http://jorm.livejournal.com/94477.html
Quote:

The first lesson in becoming competent at anything is being able to recognize your own incompetency.

So, I am saying this to you, my friends reading this, those I care about:

You are socially retarded.

Now, your first emotional response upon hearing that phrase is likely a defensive one. Quite possibly you are thinking to yourself, "Hey, fuuuuuuck you. What the fuck do you know?"

This is a normal reaction. I'll allow you a moment to work through it. People will not usually tell you when you are fucking up so it is up to you to be open to the possibility that you have a flaw. If you truly are a pragmatist you'll stop for a moment and rethink your history and actions and realize that I'm right. At that point, we can continue the conversation.

</quote>

Seriously. read it. all of you.

Have you ever read a blog where the writer just tells you all of the stuff that was great?

2008-08-20T20:27:10Z

This morning we went to brunch and had a delightful quiche. Then we walked in the park while it did not rain and had an uneventful ride home. Tonight we are going to watch our favorite television program while eating a Caesar salad and we will go to bed at 10:30.

Ten four things you may not know about me

2008-03-24T21:15:23Z

Ten four things you may not know about me:

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Video Rental Technician
2. Cashier
3. Sales Associate (a.k.a. Restocking Bitch)
4. Programmer

Four movies I've watched more than once:
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Goldeneye
3. Spaceballs
4. Boys on the Side

Four places I have lived
1. Covington, WA
2. Auburn, WA
3. Des Moines, WA
4. Uterus (hee)

Four T.V. Shows that I watch:
1. Ninja Warrior
2. Lingo
3. Fairly Oddparents
4. Generic Cop/Lawyer Show: Even Moar Initials

Four places I have been:
1. Niagara Falls (NY)
2. Dry Falls (WA)
3. Lake Tahoe (CA)
4. NASA Space Camp (GA)

People who e-mail me (regularly):
1. Mom
2. mailer-daemon
3. V!@gra
4. P3n!s

Four of my favorite foods:
1. Sushi
2. Pizza
3. Italian
4. CAEK

Four places I would like to be right now:
1. Home
2. Vacation
3. Asleep
4. home

Four friends I think will respond:
1. Barb
2. Sylvia
3. Jennifer
4. Jules

Things I am looking forward to in 2008
1. A D getting elected president
2. Learning
3. Friends & Family
4. Growing

blah blah email virus

For those of you who still pay attention to my LJ

2008-03-21T16:47:52Z

I haven't dropped off the face of the planet.
I have much less free time, due to job and OES and blahblahblah.

Anyway. You should have my phone and IM and etcetera.
If you don't, leave me a comment or an email with your contact info.

(!)

I can M-B too!!! zomg

2007-07-16T05:32:06Z

Your Type is
ENFP

Extraverted	Intuitive	Feeling	Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
11	38	25	44

Your Score: Prick- ENTP

53% Extraversion, 66% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 20% Judging

People love to hate you, because you love to argue. The strange thing is you probably took that as a compliment. Why, I bet you've already got a witty comeback all lined up ready to throw right back at me.

What you don't realise is that your inane obsession with debating pisses everyone off. Whatever happened to us all trying to get alone? I mean, you're so annoying people disagree with you for the damn sake of it! NOBODY cares about your abundant opinions. Trust me.

Believe it or not, but there's more to life than your expansive knowledge and sharp repertoire. When was the last time you showered? Brushed your teeth?

While you're up in Nevernever land, getting excited over future possibilities and your crazy theories, WE have to put up with your awful stench. I can smell you from here.

Your personality is ideal for that of a future lawyer and because everyone already hates you, you have nothing to lose.

*****************

If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

*****************

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Tonight we DDR in hell!

2007-07-08T03:53:47Z

From a cold start:
Air, Heavy: B
In The Heat Of The Night, Heavy: A (3 combo breakers)
Silence, Heavy: B

I'm !@#$ing back, baybee.

Slacktivism in Action

2007-05-03T21:16:43Z

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

plz validate Khelair

Golden Compass MEEM

2007-04-27T02:38:19Z

I liked the Golden Compass. I want to see the movie. Come see the movie with me.

book meme

2007-03-22T05:09:22Z

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6. Tag five other people to do the same.

Reaching for my glass without looking, I knocked it skittering across the bar, and leaped to grab it before it could fall into Callahan's lap. I froze for a moment, leaning half-over the bar -- but I've always rather prided myself in being quick on the uptake.

"... on the other hand," I continued calmly, "maybe that's exactly right. Who knows?"

(Well, it was the closest.)

New Wii Code

2007-02-20T01:15:35Z

So, my Wii got stolen out of my car. :(

I was able to purchase a second one, however. (Yay: New Wii! Boo: Having to purchase a second)

So my new Wii code is: 8796 6756 7495 1529.

I will update my older post to note it's no longer valid.
And if you get a wii-mail from my old number, call the police. (Like, 911. Srsly.)

That's a good idea.

2007-02-12T04:52:32Z

Edit: This Wii was stolen from my car. Please view this post for the new code.

8519 6433 0502 5101

Wii!

one-word-only MEEM

2007-01-03T05:20:29Z

1. Where is your cell phone?
armrest

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
chapter

3. Your hair?
long

4. Your mother?
home

5. Your father?
computer

6. Your favorite item?
toys

7. Your dream last night?
sleep

8. Your favorite drink?
coffee

9. Your dream car?
$250,000

10. The room you are in?
living

11. Your ex?
married

12. Your fear?
lonliness

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
settled

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
heidi?

15. What you're not?
together

16. Muffins?
poppyseed

17: One of your wish list items?
Wii

18: Time?
Night

19. The last thing you did?
toilet

20. What are you wearing?
funpants

22. Your favorite book?
Stranger ...

23. The last thing you ate?
water

24. Your life?
okay

25. Your mood?
relaxed

26. Your friends?
away

27. What are you thinking about right now?
music

28. Your car?
taurus_wagon

29. What are you doing at the moment?
music

30. Your summer?
over

32. What is on your tv?
music

33. When is the last time you laughed?
tonight

34. Last time you cried?
dunno

35. School?
later

I blame Heidi for this meeeem

2007-01-03T00:57:33Z

In 2007, einstein9073 resolves to...

Go to music every Sunday.
Be nicer to metroid23.
Overcome my secret fear of oes.
Volunteer to spend time with word games.
Give up games.
Find a new sex.

Music? Okay, I guess.

I haven't heard from Matt in years. Is that being mean?

OES. EEEEEEK

As for word games, some maintain I spend too much time on them as it is.

give up games -- uh, no.

Find a new sex? That's kind of challenging.
What do they mean? Grow me some boobies? (HI HEIDIES) Find a boy to play with.

"r u m or f?"
"Neither. I've found a new sex!"

einstein9073 @ 2006-09-09T23:38:00

2006-09-10T06:46:52Z

Pastel Defender Heliotrope

is love.

[[Old_meme]], I know. (Yeah, and don't follow that link either.)

But colorbars still make me smile.

(and read Unicorn Jelly, the whole thing. It's well worth your time.)

It's not a journal, it's a notepad!

2006-08-06T19:34:07Z

plover - bird
plugh - brick wellhouse
yoho - ship
xyzzy - white house
trophy - take trophy